Bhudist Jokes - Spiritual Humour
Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners?
Because they have no attachements.
What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?
Make me one with everything.
How many Zen Buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?
Tree falling in the forest.
What happens when a Buddhist becomes totally absorbed with the computer he's working with?
He enters Nerdvana.
A student goes to the Zen Master:
"Master, what happens when you die?"
Master: "I do not know."
Student: "But you are a Zen Master!"
Master "Yes, but I am not a dead Zen Master."
Because they have no attachements.
What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?
Make me one with everything.
How many Zen Buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?
Tree falling in the forest.
What happens when a Buddhist becomes totally absorbed with the computer he's working with?
He enters Nerdvana.
A student goes to the Zen Master:
"Master, what happens when you die?"
Master: "I do not know."
Student: "But you are a Zen Master!"
Master "Yes, but I am not a dead Zen Master."
posted by darksat at 9:19 pm
1 Comments:
Thanks for the chuckle..
Nerdvana.. how clever :)
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